Atouch Mohamed

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person. by (Britney Spears)

Atouch Mohamed

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy. by (Charles Kuralt)

Atouch Mohamed

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. by (Jimmy Fallon)

Atouch Mohamed

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. by (Gilbert Gottfried)

Atouch Mohamed

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. by (Jim Bishop)

Atouch Mohamed

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. by (Rita Rudner)

Atouch Mohamed

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. by (Adam Sandler)

Atouch Mohamed

I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general. by (Jason Schwartzman)

Atouch Mohamed

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you. by (Carmen Electra)

Atouch Mohamed

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. by (Joe Rogan)

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